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2008-12-01
这篇英文八卦的用词之精准、简洁和具有趣味性让我忍不住来存了一下。同人女和体育系男以及英美文学爱好者可以进来研究。
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Dildos on Ice 04:09 PM 10/23/08
Until recently I had no idea who Jan Huokko is (pictured at bottom of full article) or that he even exists. Now thanks to his stolen cell phone featuring a video of the Team Leksand Swedish Hockey player, I know who he is -- as do millions of Internet users from all around the world. Initially, news sites reported that the video featurs the professional hockey player having sex with his girlfriend. Well if it was just that, then I doubt hockey fans would be showering the rink with dildos during a game against Team AIK. In fact, a bunch of them held up a huge sign reading, Bend Over Bitch along with a giant dildo .
Why, you may ask, then did the opposing team's fans make fun of the thirty-four year old stocky defenseman? Well, Huokko does star in a self-recorded sex video that was indeed found on his stolen cell phone. However, his "girlfriend" wasn't anywhere to be seen in the clip. The blurry video features a nude Huokko using a dildo to pleasure himself anally. Okay, that's a bit taboo, right? But hey to each his own. It's really what he does after the dildo-fucking that has the Swedish hockey boards afire. He takes his hand to his ass and eats his feces. Oh, and we have some pics of it too -- if you can handle it.
The term for sexually enjoying eating your or your partner's feces is coprophagia. So is this sexual kink safe? According to GoAskAlice.com, it is indeed not recommended:
Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playing with someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eating someone's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.
I can't even begin to imagine the "shit" Huokkon gets in the locker room for this embarrassing exposure. I'm sure his fans are also no longer eager to shake his hand.
为了增加趣味性我来放图:
客场粉丝太油菜花了……
伊拉还真的把Dildo带进去的啊……
当事人,其实真的很muscle很man的……油~作孽唷~
事实证明全世界人民包括开放的欧洲人民都对性丑闻很有兴趣的……最后还要感谢hommefobia同学(话说我一直把她当成homophobia= = )的补充,这里可以看手机截图唷!!!= = 我们真是太下作了……|
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Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight.
看完这句话我第一反应就是查太莱夫人的情人里面那个情人对夫人说过的一段话。。类似两个洞啊云云之类的我就不细说了。。各么当年我一看到那句话就确定了我不是coprophilia。。当然当年我还不认识这个单词好了今天我又学到一个新单词!谢谢能君!
哎。。马上就要考六级的人了。。。。but俺还是看不懂。
话说第一张图那不是传说中的新阿姆斯特朗回旋加速喷气式阿姆斯特朗大炮么~
噢,复原度还真高呢~~
第一个果然是新阿姆斯特朗回旋加速喷气式阿姆斯特朗大炮……肮脏的巴比伦塔唷……
快给我翻译下。。。
great shock 4 me
能君请善用巴巴变。。。。。。。
看来我要去用巴巴变了……
PS 只能看到第一张图,你个笨笨
我平时看到英文就头痛 今天很好学地把它看完了
刚说完阿姨就在喊谁在女厕所丢了手机